If I were Gary Lamb, I would start this next weeks service at Ridgestone with Bon Jovi’s “We Got it Goin’ On.”
If I were the Milwaukee Bucks, I would forget the Yi guy from China that they drafted and ask the NBA to not allow him to play in the NBA for five years. They did it to Billy Donovan. And if I were the Chinese Basketball people, I would shut the heck up.
If I were Tony Morgan and on a quest to be hip, then I would definitely implement the suggestions from this post, in addition to the Facebook thing.
If I were the manager of my local Wal Mart, I would get all the rogue shopping carts out of the parking lot and open a stinkin’ register every now and then.
If I were the manager of Starbucks, I would strike a deal with Oak Leaf Church for coffee. You’ll need all the help you can get in convincing people in Cartersville that a Cinnamon Dolce Latté is worth $4.
If I were the operators of a blog totally committed to pointing out the errors in every other church, I would get a life.
If I were a church planter, I would definitely attend this conference. It’s one of the best conferences for the money.
If I were running for office, I would have a platform of solving traffic problems and getting rid of litter. Seriously, I think that would be enough to get me elected.
If I ran the Georgia DOT, I would have half as many projects going on but have twice as many people working on them (and only during nighttime hours), meaning they would get done twice as fast. And I would save the taxpayers millions of dollars on orange barrels in the process.
If I ran the education system, I’d get rid of about 50% of the teachers, but pay the rest of them twice as much.
If I were Apple, I would have never signed a deal with AT&T. I would have let my phone work on Verizon, Sprint and Cingular. And if I were AT&T, I would have kept the name Cingular. I think of fax machines when I think of AT&T.