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Annoying things to do at your Neighborhood Wal Mart

My friend Adam sent me an e-mail forward.  And I forgive him because he understands my dislike for Wal-Mart.  I submit to you some things that you can do in your neighborhood Wal-Mart this Christmas season.

• Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
• Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
• While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
• Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

24 Santa

Santa and Jack Bauer must be related.  Video here.  Can't wait for 24 to start again.

Picture of the Day

Jesus Junk

Leave it to our youth pastor to find this new and exciting Christian product, just in time for Christmas.

Talking Bible Characters

More Stupid Christian Products

Relevant Magazine points us to Ringspirations.  Christian ring tones for your mobile phone, coming the Summer of 2006.  Rats, they must be running behind.

O how I love making fun of Christian products.

That’s Greek

A couple weeks ago I was trying to say "line in the sand" during a message and it came out "sine in the land."  I joked that it I was a Bible scholar and that was Greek for "line in the sand."  Got a couple of easy laughs.

Jonathan told me that a guy leaned up to him and said, "That's Babylon for Bull Crap."

That made me laugh.

Friday Fun

I thought of a good way to encourage parents to utilize our fantastic children's environment on Sunday.  In the adult service, I'm going to teach on "How Constant Use of the F Word Leads to Adultery and Homosexuality and Pornography."

This has got to be one of the dumbest things of all time.  I just can't believe there are people out there that think this junk is a good idea.  The whole christian sub-culture just irritates me sometimes.  Although...halloween is coming up, and Lauren doesn't have a costume yet. 

And finally, I was cleaning out a closet, and found this old tape.  I'm not sure how I got it, but a Google search led me to this site.  I think I'm going to throw the tape away.

 

One for the House, One for the Car

If you buy this MP3 player, complete with gold and diamonds, from Amazon.com for $20,000...you get free shipping.

Nasa Blunder

Does it bother anyone else that Nasa has lost the original footage of man walking on the moon?  That doesn't make me feel so bad for taping over my daughters 3rd birthday party.

Double Shot of Humor

So some German has invented an anti-stupid pill. 

And Letterman honors Bill Gates. (ht: marko)